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author: she didn’t want to eat dinner because she doesn’t like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn’t say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast

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Fan: Hey, do you mind if I go in first to get in the theater? I just love Harry Potter!
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Fan:
Me:
Fan: Hello? Well I know you’ve been here longer in line, but I read this book like months ago so I’ve been waiting longer than you probably. So I guess I’ll just-
Me: I’VE DONE MY WAITING.
Fan: Wha-
Me: -TWELVE YEARS OF IT.
Fan: But it hasn’t even been ou-
Me: IN AZKABAN.

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